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Well, we're done with that year that so many people wrongly described as the beginning of a new millenium and have now begun the year that actually is the beginning of the new millenium (so long as you're a Christian, that is--not that those other people matter much). And while the year 2000 AD had a far less apocalyptic beginning than anticipated, its ending more than made up for any disappointment, granting the title of "leader of the free world" to a pampered, dyslexic ex-president's son whose carelessly concealed criminal record was surely wiped clean when he accepted Jayyy-zis some years ago and began honoring him by executing everyone he could get his hands on from atop his throne in Texas' governor's mansion. While the "election" may have been a severe letdown for any starry-eyed patriot who believed that democracy still functions the way it's supposed to, luckily the year 2000 also yielded some pretty cool stuff, which, upon reflection, will hopefully help us to cope with the tumultuous four years that lie ahead. If you were able to make it through these two of many existing paragraphs of disenchanted citizens' gripes, read on and find out what BREDSTIK had to appreciate from last year's offerings. |
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