TJ Heinschwartz

When the world-renowned historian, TJ Heinschwartz showed up at the launch pad he was terrified and disturbed to find that he was already on the ship. Moments before, lead singer of the band Helmüt of Häte and activist against gynecomastiam TJ Heinschwartz was flashing his I.D. to NASA and asking if music would play backwards in space. Since he figured out what had happened (five weeks later), the rock star TJ has been pondering his purpose aboard the ship and searching for inspiration for his new solo album, Axe the Axeless.